The Brits

Names in British novels. 

So novel.

So British.

So mocking.

So true.

Bathsheba Everdene;

Uncle Pumblechook;

Lord Frederick Verisopht;

Henleigh Mallinger Grandcourt;

The Aged Parent;

Sir Damask Monogram.

Each, alone, evokes all appearance, all nature. Then, hundreds of pages to prove it.

A new classic British novel in five names:

Griselda of Xebec,

Sir S.K. “Silky” Pocketsquare,

Lord George Piggly-Wiggly,

King Kermit Orion Neville Gaitherslather (KONG),

Twitters McRobin.

Save me the trouble.

Fill in the proof.